| September,22 2000 - Well, looks like we are up and running now. I realize this site is not much as of now, but believe me there is a lot more to come in the future-- Very exciting times! There is so much in store for PimpTalk.com, and there will be a shit-load of good stuff on this site in the coming months, so just hang tight and watch this site evolve into an amazing informational experience. More things are coming in every day so we will be updating frequently, and send in your stories. If the staff likes the story a whole hell of a lot, it may be chosen for the "Mad Pimp Of The Month Award". Those stories can be sent via e-mail to [email protected] or [email protected]. So get those in as soon as possible ,and we all look forward to helping all you fools stay one step ahead of the females. |
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09/21/2000-This is a little story I just got from a friend via e-mail it reads as follows. Stuck In A Pickle: I am dating this girl and OMG! she is definitely a lunie.The bitch wont leave me alone she insists on following me all over and getting into my business on everything that I do.She is like a damn tick and I cant burn the fucking bitch out, the other day I hanging with a few friends and she comes driving up in her beat up ass car screaming and yelling at me telling that I was suppose to call her 45 minutes ago.So I make my way over to her car and try to calm her down , but she is just screaming and yelling,this is getting real real old is there a simple way to get rid of this bitch? |
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| Darren, San Francisco The Pimp Says: Three options here: 1) Shoot her in the head and pour concrete all over her and dump her in the Pacific Ocean. 2) One of my favorite tricks: Call your local looney bin and have a few friends do the same-- incognito of course-- and report a crazy woman you keep seeing around your neighborhood. If enough calls are made, the ho gets a nice little vacation in your local Napa mental institution. It's a little brutal, but, hell, we've gotta make an example of somebody, right? 3) Keep it simple. This is a brilliant and logical technique called "Tell Her Why." A fool-proof break-up method, this is where you identify all those things the woman does that annoy you, and then you say, "If you keep doing these things, I will dump you." Then when she does the annoying things again--and she will--you warn her once more, "If you do this again, I will dump you." And then on the 3rd Strike, she's out. She does the stupid shit one last time, and you dump her. You told her you would, you warned her, and now it's done. And the best part is, it's her fault. |
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